Saturday, April 19, 2008

WTF: Hypnosis Before Sex. Yes please.

Here's something I wish I could do; hypnotize myself before sex so I wouldn't have to feel any of the awkwardness that seems determined to accompany me on my last few sexual encounters (or should I say near-sexual encounters).

Dammit, have those 10 readers who actually used to read this blog in its previous incarnation really upped and left the building?


Anonymous said...

hypnotising self before saturday nights wouldn't be bad either

Pixelated Scraps said...

but then saturday nights would just be like tuesday nights

Pixelated Scraps said...

oh wait, tuesdays ARE the new saturdays in this town. fuck. we're all screwed then. hypnosis-by-the-week!