PC: Why PCs are Better than Consoles

1. I can frag my best friend in the face, and then alt-tab to an Excel spreadsheet to record my headshot-to-kill ratio. Afterwards, I’ll e-mail him a bar graph detailing how much I own.

2. Dual monitor setups create situations where it’s hard to decide whether to look at my game on the left, or the video of a midget humping a dog on my right.

3. The decreased weight of my wallet directly leads a self-esteem boost when I step on a scale.

4. Hacking is more widespread, making the games more challenging. After you beat the single player on the hardest difficulty, come to multiplayer, where the script kiddy on top of the scoreboard can see through walls. The most intuitive AI you’ll ever face.

5. Windows Vista. Because, you know, Microsoft said so.

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